I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET
IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”
OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
just finished an epic ranked game of league. We ended up losing but it was back and forth all the time. was a minute under an hour long. it was awesome.
leonard from teen jeopardy is my new hero look at this shit
I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.
and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great
Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?
Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out
So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.
Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).
So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.
And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.
AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.
FUCKIN DO IT BETHESDA
I think when it starts up you should get to choose you basic background. Like, you choose “muggle born, half blood, pure blood, etc”. Then during the standard “LEARN THE CONTROLS” beginning of the game you have to make your way from your house to Diagon Alley to buy your school supplies and along the way you have a series of things happen to you where you have to make choices that signify your character’s personality (or maybe start as a child and get to 11 through a series of small scenes). That way, instead of a having a quiz (which would honestly take me out of being immersed in the game) when you get to the sorting hat, it literally just picks your house based on your previous actions.
And the different birth choices would have different benefits. Like muggle born kids could start out with bonus points in muggle studies and get to school with some muggle stuff that could maybe make certain quests play out differently or something. Pure blood kids could get a sort of “weapon expertise” type trait that starts them out with points that make creating potions easier (because of being comfortable with the things being used) on the first try or learning to ride a broom faster. And half blood kids could have a social buff or something. I dunno. But some stuff like that would be pretty cool. And the different houses could give you different passive traits too.
And you could pick what you want to specialize in sort of like a class spec and that would effect how you handle quests or storyline stuff. Like a kid good at Charms could open a locked door with magic while a kid good at Herbology could use a plant to bust the lock or a kid good at potions could create a corrosive substance to eat through the lock. And you could also use those skills to play pranks on people if you wanted to. Like kids good with potions could create smoke bombs. And if there was a social aspect to the game, you could maybe find someone who chose enchanting who could enchant the smoke to turn into a towering dragon to scare people (or monsters) instead of just using the smoke as a diversion.
Or something. I dunno. I really want this game to be real though. Please and thanks.
I feel that the hogwarts story has been quite told so I was thinking there there should perhaps be an expansion where your character or your clique accidentally drop and break some sort of time magic artifact that brings them back to the time before hogwarts existed. And you have to search through different clues in magical dungeons, and different far away magical places to find a way back to your own time.
i have been planning on getting my shit together for like 5 years now
in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.
Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
That is the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard.
HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PISSED.